One Liners Paradise

Monday, January 08, 2007

FUNNY THINGS... NOT TO SAY DURING SEX!!!

i thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!!!!

hey! my friends were right.. you ARE good!

on a second thought.. lets turn the lights off!!

do i have to pay for this???

oh baby u r such a proffessional........!

girl: that was fun....but u know what........mine used to be bigger than yours!

do u swallow?????

u don't mind herpes do u?

oh god that was great ... wat did u say your name was again ... !

u have a big mole on either of ur chest. !

Dats not how ur mama does it !!

actually your sister "likes" it like this!!

when is this supposed to feel good??

Smile for the Camera!!

uuhhh... i think the condom broke 10 minutes ago!!!

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